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1A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents mo...

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:这个座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下,...

英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

guest:What is the fly doing in my soup? waiter: He is swimming, sir. 客人:这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛? 招待:他在游泳,先生。 ********************************* i saw a saw saw a saw . 我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子 *********************...

1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die' The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died. 一男生向一女生发誓:亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的 女孩拒绝了。六十年后,那个男生死掉了。 2....

我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell u...

hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,...

1、英语笑话(一)   老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”    小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?Q...

九句地道的耍赖英语,笑晕你 游戏时耍赖: That doesnt count. 那不算! We werent playing for real. 我们不是玩真的。 欠钱时耍赖: Money has been really tight lately... 最近手头有点紧... Ive had so many other expenses... 我有太多其...

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